I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
