She announced her abortion via fbk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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