are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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