they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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