yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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