Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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