I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
