she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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