you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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