then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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