You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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