Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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