i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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