still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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