So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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