Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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