i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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