Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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