so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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