Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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