Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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