At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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