Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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