I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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