Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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