My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Randomize
