everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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