dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
