Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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