yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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