Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
whose parrot is this?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
