she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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