Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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