Is it because I queefed?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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