check it out our google latitudes are spooning
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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