i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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