we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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