Duck Duck Cougar?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
