You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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