i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
