If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I could fuck to npr.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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