she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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