But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
