windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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