We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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