So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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