I don't think brook has ever known best
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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