She announced her abortion via fbk
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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