There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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