She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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