Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
