im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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