I need help removing her.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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