Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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