never play flip cup with pint glasses
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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