yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We left an ass print on the piano.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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