Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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